Hello. Welcome to Dafizzner Green. What the fuck is Dafizzner Green? Dafizzner Green is list of conservation ideas. These ideas are simple, easy, and practical. Being a conservationist doesn't mean that you have to be a damn dirty hippy, buy a hybrid car, or change your life style, but rather it can be a series of little things that hopefully add up to make a bigger "difference". Its not the end of the world if we don't practice these ideas, but who knows, it could be!

Idea One
The first idea deals with brushing your teeth. Stop brushing your teeth - your wasting water asshole! Just kidding. When you are brushing your teeth don't let the water run. It wastes water. You really only need the water to wet your brush and rinse your mouth. Think of how much water is flowing down the drain while you brush away at your teeth. So between brushing and rinsing, turn the damn water off.

Idea Two
The second idea deals with our good friend the toilet. Stop using it. Well don't stop using it for pee pee and poop, just don't use the toilet as a trash can unless necessary. Like for example: after you blow your nose, throw the snot rag away in a trash can instead of wasting gallons of water to do the same thing. Also, never use the toilet as a hand wash, face wash, and never use it to bob for apples.

Idea Three
The third idea deals with grocery bags. If you ever buy a single item from a store like a pack of cigarettes or a gallon of milk tell the cashier that you don't need a bag. Its one thing to use a bag if you have many items that you need to carry, but if you only have one or two items that can be held in your hands, then a bag is kind of unnecessary and wasteful since it just ends up in the trash anyways.

Idea Four
The fourth idea deals with electricity. Turn your lights off and use candles. No not really, but at night when you have the lights on, try turning the lights off whenever leaving a room for an extended amount of time. Its one thing if your in and out of a room, then turning on and off the lights could be a pain in the ass, but if your not the room for a while then energy is being wasted by having the the lights on.

Also try to apply the same concept with the air conditioning in your home. When leaving your home for an extended amount of time, like to go to work or vacation, turn the air off or raise the temperature level up so that the air conditioner isn't air conditioning an empty home. This technique is also beneficial to your monthly electric bill since you'll be using less power and saving more money so you can buy more frozen tater-tots.

Idea Five
The fifth idea deals with trash. Garbage sucks. Garbage sucks even more when its not in a trash can. Throw your trash away. This goes for cigarettes too! Hey smokers: Cigarettes are trash too, so throw your butts away! It's totally not acceptable to toss a cigarette butt anywhere you please after you finish it. Cigarette butts are only paper, but they are still trash, as well as an eyesore, potential fire starter, and they suck to step on barefoot! Don't be an careless asshole. Throw those butts away.

 

So there you go. 5 simple ideas that are practical, easy and free. If you have an idea that you'd like to share, please email zlastlaugh@hotmail.com or myspace your idea to myspace.com/nutsackdafizzner

Keep it Clean. Keep it Green.

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